Stolen from UrnamBOT (https://www.deviantart.com/urnambot)
1. Pick the month you were born in:
(Jan) - I stabbed
(Feb) - I robbed
(Mar) - I died *
(April)- I shot
(May) - I punched
(June) - I killed
(July) -I ran
(Aug) - I slapped
(Sept)- I kissed
(Oct)- I smoked with
(Nov) -I jumped
(Dec) - I hugged
2. Pick the date you were born on:
01 - a rock star
02 - a bag of weed
03 - a toothbrush
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the Trojan man
06 - a Mexican
07 - an ugly guy
08 - a porcupine
09 - a hot guy
10 - a gangsta
11 - my snowman
12 - a hottie
13 - a cocaine addict
14 - Chris Brown
15 - an Easter egg
16 - a snowman
17 - my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend
18 - a s